Top 10 Unintentionally Hilarious Bollywood Movies That Only Make Sense After Having 'Bhaang' On Holi

Nagini Shree |Mar 22, 2019

Here are some movies that are so senseless that their very existence makes us question our faith in Bollywood.

Recently, our Bollywood filmmakers are putting efforts in producing amazing movies, giving them marbles a few extra twists for good measure. But several films are so senseless and make us go WTF. However, in case you get high on drinking 'bhaang' on Holi, some of them might be worth your time as you don't need any logic. Movies like these are meant just for entertainment, and we should not take them seriously.

Here is a list of movies that only make sense or you can sit through, after having a nice dose of good old 'bhaang.' Check it!

Jaani Dushman: Ek Anokhi Kahaani

Img 1 1553143207
Source: mensxp.com

A sci-fi fantasy movie about two snake humans. Two snake humans, who live in ancient times, are cursed by a vengeful sadhu and come back in the 21st century to exact revenge on the cruel world. Everything was imaginable from the CGI, costumes, storyline, massive list of actors, a ghost bride to the main lead turning into a snake, car, bike...

Love Story 2050

Img 2 1553143249
Source: mensxp.com

The movie featured Hrithik Roshan and Priyanka Chopra. The name of this film says it all. Hrithik gets transported to 2050 to bring his love interest Priyanka's character back, who dies in an accident. There is no passion, no action, no jaadu in this mega-budgeted futuristic love story. Frankly, this lengthy sci-fi-fo-fum misadventure is sheer torture.

Aap Kaa Surroor: The Moviee - The Real Luv Story

Img 3 1553143293
Source: mensxp.com

Don't expect anything logic in this film as the number of ee's and aa's in the movie name. The movie begins with a dead body of a TV journalist, Nadia Merchant, being found in a remote area, somewhere in Germany. Soon after, the most famous Indian singer Himesh Reshammiya (HR) is arrested after a concert for murdering the journalist. But this plot left us a question: When did Indian export auto rickshaws to Germany?

What's Your Raashee?

Img 4 1553143330
Source: mensxp.com

The film is about Yogesh Patel (Harman Baweja) meeting 12 women from zodiac sign. But the hero never really picks anyone even in the climax and is trying to figure out whom he's marrying (everyone is a Priyanka). Ouch! After all, which girl does Yogesh eventually choose? Prepare to be disappointed by a cop-out climax that indicates the writers had no idea how to clean up this mess they made.

Action Replayy

Img 5 1553143360
Source: mensxp.com

A young boy (Aditya Roy Kapoor, almost the picture’s hero: An unusually chunky role for a newcomer boy in a blockbuster) travels back in time, on a time machine, to save his parent’s failed marriage. His dad and mom can’t stand each other. He believes hooking them up better at a young age should ensure them a healthier married life later. However, the script only led us to the time machine and nothing else.

Cash

Img 6 1553143391
Source: mensxp.com

This action thriller film revolves around a diamond heist diving into a vicious battle for the ultimate eternal prize: Cash. It shows us gadgets hard to believe and futuristic with a little bit of aggression. The characters were fighting for their lives while the audience was struggling to get their money back.

Fool N Final

Img 8 1553143827
Source: mensxp.com

Don’t ask questions, don’t look for logic, don’t think - if you are a hardcore masala buff, you’ve been brained those golden rules forever. Yet, watching Fool N Final that’s exactly what you’ll do. It sets the final bar for foolish cinema in Bollywood.

Himmatwala

Himmatwala 660 032813025211 032913065144
Source: India today.in

Himmatwala is a reminder of why the ’80s are considered the worst decade in Hindi cinema. The film is an excruciating experience. It begins with a close-up of a disco ball, and it’s downhill from there. The word Himmatwala is repeated every half hour. This movie got a rating of 1.8 out of 10 by the critics. We needn’t say more.

Rudraksh

Img 9 1553143972
Source: mensxp.com

The film starred Bipasha Basu as an American scientist with dreams of winning the Nobel Prize, conducting experiments in shorts and backless halters. Off all the characters, it was the laser-shooting eyed CGI rat we felt really bad for.

Race 3

Img 10 1553144010
Source: mensxp.com

Forget about leaving your brains at home to watch the film. Race 3 makes you question whether you have brains at all. There isn't a story. The so-called "twists" in the film leave you writhing in pain and wondering when the torture would end.

Comments

Sort by Newest | Popular

Read more

7 Top-Notch Ladies’ Fleece Jackets to Grapple

Top Picks |Feb 25, 2024, 19:26

7 Top-Notch Ladies’ Fleece Jackets to Grapple

If you're on the hunt for your next favorite fleece jacket, check out the carefully selected options below. Click now to learn more!